June 3, 2013
LamBAtells: THE SOCIAL ENGINEER. #NP Dewaves - Awon Eleyi I was fresh out of Kings College; an all boys school. Attending a new school felt great. A mixed school at that. I wasn't a 'bad guyz' per se but I had stopped ...
Apr 15, 2013
LamBAtells: BOOZE 101 - The 86 Rules of Boozing. 86. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first ...
Mar 26, 2013
LamBAtells: In Love Again. #np Mr Eazi x Klu - Ohemaa I set out to be an 'ashewo' around May last year after some matters of the heart (see here). Aspiring Ashewo I called myself, as I was learning the trade. Now don't get ...
Feb 17, 2013
LamBAtells: My STD story. It was the spring of 2011, I had been away from uni for some months. I was back on campus for about 5 days to write some outstanding courses. On the third day or so, this tall model babe comes on ...
Dec 31, 2012
LamBAtells: I AM. Inspired by Bobo Omotayo I am the iron burn/scar on my tummy. I am the jokes I make on twitter. I am all the exams I have ever had to write. I am the mini pot belly I am currently nursing. I am the groundnuts I ...
Nov 09, 2012
LamBAtells:Fitness. I set out today, the journey to be fit...or fitter. My partner been @pade69 #newbody #powerrun #powercycle #nikerunning+. Yes I can. Posted by LamBA at 10:41 AM · Email ThisBlogThis!Share to ...
Nov 16, 2012
Third run!! Yay!! Today's run was good...did a really pretty good time. A little sped walking and running. While on Instagram, ran a hatchtag search on #NikePlus and found loads of people with pictures!! Intensive workout those ...
Nov 19, 2012
LamBAtells:Fitness 4th Run. :-) My body has kinda adapted...no more pains in the calfs and thighs. So my moms used to be in the athletic team in her uni days and she was telling that I only had to have my bath with cold water ...
Nov 13, 2012
Run 2 of the fitness journey I kicked off....covered lesser distance than the last time we ran...poor run. Burnt 342calories today. The Nikerunning+ app is really great..Irecommend. Only problem right now is my eating habits.
Sept 03, 2012
LamBAtells:Introspective
LamBA. AS PUBLISHED ON ALARIWO.ORG. Taji! I am on the floor, I rub my
eyes; look around; am in Femi's apartment; I look beside me; someone is
there; he stirs awake; shit! It's me; I stagger back ...
Jul 24, 2012
LamBAtells:WRITER's
BLOCK IS REAL. So its been months I have written anything, there has
just been this no inspiration period and I feel like me ranting would
just leave that period. I have actually never come on here to ...
LamBA: LamBAtells:HOW I FEEL
May 21, 2012
LamBAtells:HOW
I FEEL. Culled from GIM cause this is how a brother feels. In my case,
two girls. I find now that rather than write something vulgar or
humorous, I tend not to be able to write unless the subject matter is
one ...
May 01, 2012
LamBAtells:WHY!!??
This is for the boys...the real gees.....real nuccas....before I goes
on...shouts to all my boys....shouts to Casper as per friendly
ghost...shouts to the mom and pops too....lastly big shouts to the
street ...
LamBA: LamBAtells:Trainspotting
Jan 31, 2012
LamBAtells:Trainspotting. Tyllr These are the sort of posts that give away too much information. Oh well it's my blog and you can hug a porcupine if you don't like it. I'm sitting here, Waiting on my salary so I can pay for my new ...
Jan 28, 2012
LamBAtells:AMBITIOUS GIRL. For my ambitious girl: Sayedero. Ambitious girl,your drive-drives me crazy, I'm tryna stay with you, lay with you, I'll pay your tuition, and pray with you if you ain't in to wishin, I'm tryna fuck the shit ...
Jan 16, 2012
LamBAtells:Thobes & Kimonos. My Interviewer asked me what I want; I looked the niqqa in the eye and I told him a lie. I couldn't tell him I want to design marketing campaigns that would be siLamBA: LamBAtells:Blue Double breasted blazers are the sh*t
Jan 03, 2012
LamBAtells:Blue Double breasted blazers are the sh*t. FROM OUR FRIENDS @ Styljunki. I'm no different from the kid that put his tooth under his pillow, or the ostrich that hid her head in the sand, or the dude that fell in love ...
Nov 19, 2011
LamBAtells:SHOUT OUT. As written by @hoodbilli. Is this thing on? (*taps mic*) OK it is. wow! it is definitely a honor to host this big event, you all have played a big part and I want to say thanks to everyone out here. I am not ...
Nov 17, 2011
Nov 17, 2011
LamBAtells:My Left Shoulder. From our friends @ www.styljunki.com. I've been gone for a while, I went away to lay down dots that I will be able to connect in retrospect in the future. I apologize if I came off as irresponsible and ...
Nov 11, 2011
Nov 11, 2011
LamBAtells:Suspenders. From Our Famous friends at styljunki.com. I like suspenders , 'cos they remind me of Tripp Darling from Dirty sexy money. They might remind some of you of Chuck Bass, Well I don't watch the show, ...
Oct 22, 2011
Oct 22, 2011
LamBAtells:7 Habits Of Highly Sexy Females. This one is for the ladies......shouts to switched on naija and @gigachic. 1. Dress to impress. The saying "Less is more" couldn't be truer! There's a thin line between sexy and ...
Sep 07, 2011
Sep 07, 2011
First if all, I would like to take a moment or two, to pay respect to my shirt, she died at the hands of my laundry man. Prior to her murder, she stood by me through thick and thin, in club and in class, in smoke and in water. ...
Sep 09, 2011
Sep 09, 2011
LamBAtells:Love your Trouser as your Shirt. LamBAtells Via Tyllr. Ever been there when guys spot a chick with a giant rack? And a not so big back side, ever notice how all they do is gawk at her chest region and stuff? ...
Jul 26, 2011
Jul 26, 2011
LamBAtells: ANOTHER SHORT STORY. i made a date with her for the next Saturday. We were going swimming or rather she was goin swimming and i was "goin watchin her swim". She was a cute little thing but strictly no ...
May 21, 2011
May 21, 2011
LamBAtells:THE E.N.D. Life as we know it on earth is over. I write this from a place better called LamBA Kin.d(pronunced La-m-Ba Keen-ed)where the Lanko continues. Here we are all Lambarians,live in glorious peace ...
Jun 06, 2011
Jun 06, 2011
LamBAtells:I GO TO CHURCH TOO. I think y'all already know I go to church Cc; K.U.I. So I went to church….at least not this Sunday tho but last Sunday…and it was great…well the part when I was awake…lol… ...
May 27, 2011
May 27, 2011
LamBAtells:GOD GUIDE ME. For some reason this song has been on replay for the past hour....it really talks about everything i want and feel right now....'No let them fall my hand....Ye Oluwa..2x...' DOWNLOAD Terry_G - ...
May 24, 2011
May 24, 2011
LamBAtells:ONE OF THEM NIGHTS. From our famous friends. @ http://www.styljunki.blog.com/. This is the second time I have been in boot cut jeans in a very long time, so understandably I am offended. I shall not answer you ...
Jun 07, 2011
Jun 07, 2011
LamBAtells:10 gifts that will mean a lot to most male people. FROM our Friends. @ www.styljunki.blog.com. I don't usually post stuff during the week, but I'm bored and I'm trying to get you to love my blog. Anyway I thought ...
May 22, 2011
May 22, 2011
LamBAtells:RANDOM FROM THAT YEAR. Date:8/05/10. Time 1:57am. Me and my brothers are at a high-life/live-band bar because been a while we took it local.....lol its cos we've got limited money and we are without a car ...
Apr 25, 2011
Apr 25, 2011
LamBAtells:OLADIMEJI 'doublewealth' OLAOLU. As Marketing Executive at theLamBA, Oladimeji 'doublewealth' Olaoluwa is responsible for marketing and strategy implementation. Olaolu's expertises are on market analysis ...
Apr 25, 2011
Apr 25, 2011
LamBAtells:SKIN DIVE. First of, shouts to all those girls out there reading this that I have slept with….actually and unactually…lol…I know all of your names….. DISCLAIMER:LamBAtells is not a just about sexcapades. The Tell ...
Apr 25, 2011
Apr 25, 2011
Remember Ojezmina (lambatells-rewind-ojezmina). and special-dedicasong-for-ojezmina. Well, I lost her. Posted by LamBA at 8:58 AM · Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook. Labels: LamBAtells, Love, tee- ...
Apr 20, 2011
Apr 20, 2011
LamBAtells:K.U.I. I blink, twice.I am alive. I Check my watch first 4:45am, then my phone 5:45am. I am still drowsy.Well, so you know how it feels when you wake up after that last night's kush? No? Ok, I'll tell you.I woke feeling ...
Apr 29, 2011
Apr 29, 2011
LamBAtells:I SURF BLOGS. 1. www.underdarock.com. Underdarock is about the freshest Nigeriansongs/videos/news/gossips to pictures of events happening around the globe..#enjoy 2. www.styljunki.blog.com. As the name ...
Mar 12, 2011
Mar 12, 2011
LamBAtells:#66. AS WRITTEN BY. TYLLR of styljunki. Me and my boy , Friday night, or Saturday morning, at this moment I'm not really sure, (I lost my fossil). Anyways, we are at my favorite spot in the whole of lasgidi(maybe ...
Jan 14, 2011
Jan 14, 2011
LamBAtells: An OPEN LeTTeR to YOU. Hey u, Few minutes ago,ME was just chilling…the stretched legs, hands interlaced behind ME neck kind of chilling…then just like dat; u pop up in the picture and am like “why”?...a brawl ...
Jan 25, 2011
Jan 25, 2011
LamBAtells:WHO'S GONNA SAVE MY SOUL. AS WRITTEN BY. STAN NWAN of biggheadedbloke.blogspot.com. SO for the past say 2 hrs, I have been trying tediously to be productive but my efforts have been to no avail. ...
Feb 25, 2011
Feb 25, 2011
LamBAtells: The GOSPEL according to theLamBA.... Moses had his commandments of course from God; Hippocrates had his oath; but the SACRED code of conduct binding all MEN(women inclusive) has always been ...
Apr 13, 2011
Apr 13, 2011
#np Akon - Right now(na, na, na) Hey Mo, First of i am sorry for promises not kept, wish I could fulfill them somehow starting with posting that letter. Am sorry for the times I acted like it didn't matter/I didn't care, icareverymuch, ...
Oct 23, 2010
Oct 23, 2010
LamBAtells: << REWIND OJEZMINA. Special Dedicasong to u: Haba - Chykay I enjoy being with her. We are talking for hours now, she's a very good person, no unnecessary fronting. FastForward >> I give her my number and ...
Feb 01, 2011
Feb 01, 2011
AS WRITTEN BY. STAN NWAN of biggheadedbloke.blogspot.com. For those of you who don't already know...both my ears (yes, the right and left one) have been pierced for about 2 weeks now. To some people, it's whatever. ...
Mar 23, 2011
Mar 23, 2011
LamBAtells:Cigarettes,Black suits and little Black dresses. AS WRITTEN. BY. TYLLR of styljunki. So I'm sittin on my bed , ciggarete in hand staring at my 17 ' laptop screen (now reduced to approx 8′ ) due to circumstances ...
Nov 24, 2010
Nov 24, 2010
LamBAtells: JOSELOSIL. Hey u, I just moved and I am going through my old stuffs and I found my sim card from four years ago/chemistry note. In the sim card, I had messages from you as far back as our first convo… ...
Nov 14, 2010
Nov 14, 2010
LamBAtells:FUNMIOGUNJA. #np High mi – Eddie. So am thinking about her…how fine and light skinned she is and how I would like to know her than I already do, I don't know anything actually expect that her name is Funmi. ...
Oct 17, 2010
Oct 17, 2010
LamBAtells:FASHION MUM. AS WRITTEN BY Carlang Mbofung FASHION MUM My mum still insists on buying me jeans as tight as leggings. I've spent the last five years trying to explain to her why I like a bit more room in my ...
Sep 27, 2010
Sep 27, 2010
LamBAtells:CAR JACKED. It's been three weeks that me and the fam got robbed and I haven't really told the story….it's going to be split into two parts as it a long story indeed. 4/09/10. Woke up feeling great, was at L.A's ...
Oct 02, 2010
Oct 02, 2010
…..but this guy had a pistol, a locally mad pistol…you should have seen the size sef….next I heard the guy say one thing but I heard three things, 'Kneel down/lie down/sit down' am not still sure which one he said but I did d ...
Nov 07, 2010
Nov 07, 2010
LamBAtells:MY TOP 20 PLAYED SONGS. Songs from my playlist 'DullLamBA'...the love songs,sex songs,calm songs....... 1:IIII love u - Terry G 2:Turn me on - Chuddy K 3:Butterfly - Chykay 4:I Choose You - Mario 5:Angels ...
