I write this from a place better called LamBA Kin.d(pronunced La-m-Ba Keen-ed)where the Lanko continues.
Here we are all Lambarians,live in glorious peace,alcohol is free and beer is not listed under alcoholic beverages and is served to everybody regardless of age. Group sex and orgies are encouraged, infact we are a nudist colony.
As you might have guessed, Yes! I am the leader,the presido,the king,the don,the godfucker..why? you may ask..well,i have got the biggest cutest butt around here. As my vice is @idamjr and my deputy @doublewealth and i must add that they are sharpshooters too. Head of Armed Forces is none other than @peprolamba.
Here on planet LamBA,kush/dro/skunk is totally legal and our swishers/risla/blunt are purple and i promise you its the highest of grades,some jedi sky walker ish....and if you discover more fucked ish,do let us know.
Here it is still an offence to "KNOW" an under-aged girl(under-aged age - 15)still in high school just because her ass is in grad school.
Here you must love music;all genres...top of the list are #teammohits #teamsinzu #teamduncanmighty #teamfela/femi #teamflavourna'bania #teamChykay #teamlabzylawal #teamstorm360
@otubalamba wants to pass a bill that allows cloth wearing because he is a fashion geek,but the senate @padelamba @imoy20 @staurthaydon @leke90 @lamba_olaps @brownlamba @desolaaa @jolielopez have passed a bill that allows bits of clothing/footwear: neckties only for dudes and Christian Louboutins for babes
Swarovski Christian Louboutin Daffodile platform heels
People you should visit sometime itz so Incredible!!!
This is #LamBA
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