LamBAtells:SEYE BAKES

Seye Bakes

Seye Bakes is a small [one-man] bakery with brilliant ideas and a desire to see people smile through every bite. We're the bakery behind Lagos' most coveted banana bread - a range of six curiously scrumptious delights And this is the Story of how SEYE BAKES started...

•  "Seye Bakes" Logo
  Logo Design for Seye's Baking
• Seye: Hey Osi got an idea for a logo I need you to do. I'm participating in a bake sale. I'll send you some sketches. Let me know if it can work. I need this tomorrow.
  Osione: Cool. I'll check it out.
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  Seye: Here's the concept.
  Osione: I can work with this.
• 
  
  Osione: Here's what I came up with
  Seye: It's beautiful... I'm not smiling though. Oh but I have a smirk. I love it!
  
  Next day 4am (EST), 9am (WAT):
  
  

LamBAtells:SKIN DIVE

First of, shouts to all those girls out there reading this that I have slept with….actually and unactually…lol…I know all of your names…..
DISCLAIMER:LamBAtells is not a just about sexcapades

The Tell
I just came back from class and was on my way to the café when I saw my Fam trying to leave school. I enquired and found that everything crisp, everything nice #letsgothere
We headed to @monski’s crib…while at the house Pere controls some three babes from Redeemers, see how happy boys were…Anyways they later call to say they were only two coming,still we was happy that at least it won’t end up been a sausage feast.

 I clearly told my housemates (@doublewealth, @peprolamba, @idamjr, Neyo) that I was gonna end up with the other girl as the other one was Pere’s designated P. They laughed and the deal was ‘Let the best spit juicer win’.
The girls came and we are all downstairs to evaluate….I purposely came down a tad late, Why? So I will be noticed…Get it? Well,I found the other one to be quite okay but @monski was already working his magic, he did that for about an hour or so while I kept watch…nice one,close marking..Well his mistake was going to check what was happening in the kitchen. I slipped in sat with her and we got talking, Amanda her name was….and I was just been very vain (cc: theLamBA manual paragraph 7: Pg 56 &57: “…if you are good looking,flaunt it..”).

Can you say no to this?

She was digging me instantly, we ate together, watched her wash the plates while @monski tried to continue from where he stopped but alas….Ori yato sori,Koko yato si Koko…lol….between all this some two babes join us at the house…thanks to Neyo
She finished and we continued talking, she soon laid down beside me and I was checking out her breasts with my eyes and still following rules from theLamBA manual I allowed my finger/hand slide softly across her belly….she had a scar,an appendix Op scar,while checking out the scar she kissed me….

LamBAtells:K.U.I

I blink, twice.I am alive.
I Check my watch first 4:45am, then my phone 5:45am. I am still drowsy.Well, so you know how it feels when you wake up after that last night's kush? No?
Ok, I'll tell you.I woke feeling light headed, my steps still floating,by that morning I had decided that the shit i took should be called 'SKY WALKER'.
So still feeling all woozy,I have my bath...church beckons. I rip open this new Cyan colored shirt i just acquired, picked up a pair of black pants from @padelamba, put on my brown Generra tasseled loafers

sprayed my Euphoria by Ck perfume,

dabbed a black NEXT sweater of my shoulders...mmmmmmhhhh i felt good, i smelt good..hell, I looked good. I was still High.

Then in church i am standing,seats is getting filled up and this fine girl that i had been seeing for two days straight walks into my row and drops her bag and Bible near me and I spoke:

LamBAtells:P.S i Love You

#np Akon - Right now(na, na, na)

Hey Mo,
First of I am sorry for promises not kept, wish I could fulfill them somehow starting with posting that letter.
I'm sorry for the times I acted like it didn’t matter/I didn’t care, icareverymuch, icarestill.
Thank you for being you, my cheerleader, my therapist, my lover, my ‘Gonzo queen’ (LoL).
Thank you for believing so so much in me and always urging me on regardless.
Guess u didn’t know that Mo in Mo’ Fizz was you
Thank you for everything you have done for me, EVERYTHING! Starting from that bible to the food and locks.
imissus

In other thots FUCK I.T,
Wish you had a lil more trust in me
Wish I wasn’t so conceited at times
Wondering what would have been
Shouts to your friends, I don’t like them anymore I would still say hello
And don’t ever for one day start to think that you are like a sister to me cos if we end up alone in a room, there are still 20,000 things I might do to you.
Hopefully, I get to be as funny as before to some other girl
And if eventually after July we stop talking
P.S iloveyoustill

imissdgirlifellinlovewitin2008 

                  

hafiz

NOWwatchIN:DELE - F U RIGHT

23-year-old singer/songwriter Dele has been singing and writing his own songs for the last 10 years. At the ripe young age of eight, Dele wrote his first song and discovered that he had the ability to hold a musical note. It was with his siblings support and guidance, along with the inspiration derived from the soulful tones of Boyz II Men’s musical versatility, which encouraged Dele’s songwriting and his desire to enter the entertainment world.

In 2008, the personal fitness instructor emerged on the UK music scene with his debut single “EX“, which reached number seven in the MTV Base Music Chart. The performer has been working studiously on his debut EP, entitled “Coming to Age“, which he is aiming to release in 2011. Dele just released his new single “F U Right“, check out the video below.
#enjoy

LamBAtells: An OPEN LeTTeR to YOU

Hey u,
Few minutes ago,ME was just chilling…the stretched legs, hands interlaced behind ME neck kind of chilling…then just like dat; u pop up in the picture and am like “why”?...a brawl takes place in my head…I try stopping the thought of U,…not becos of anything negative but my fear of the positives involved..I cant help but not to think about the shape of your eyes and your nose, the way you stare as if you see right through to ME……your ears ;u say they aren’t beautiful & I don’t blame u not knowing how imperfect the ears of others are….things like your silly little laugh or the way you smile …..u know what....looking back at the year 2010, the zenith of that year was d day WE met..#believethat………and for the records this dude here is still gonna be in luv witchu for a very longtym….....*now shouting* 'u knw u is my sweerie'....

Yours sincerely
.
You know who.

LamBAtells: JOSELOSIL

Hey u,

I just moved and I am going through my old stuffs and I found my sim card from four years ago/chemistry note.
In the sim card, I had messages from you as far back as our first convo….
In the chemistry note, I found three notes/letter you had written to me, all these prompted me to remember.

I REMEMBER:

I remember the first day I saw you, I was new to the school, I loved your legs, it would be one year before we spoke to each other.
You calling your bro and asking to talk to me, I was in shock and in awe.
You sending a junior girl to say hey to me after Sunday service.
I remember my first message to you.
Watching you run during the interhouse sport heats, I noticed your waist beads.

Your note that you scribbled all sorts on the cover
I remember the cheek rubs, when my beards just started sprouting.
Our first convo, and how we discovered that we were into each other, I still have the text msgs.

I remember telling your bro that I liked you and in his words “if u get game, nothing do u” …
Our first kiss, still on my top five list….lol…..really
You giving me your rosary, I still have it….its cut though
I remember getting to my locker one day and found that you had arranged it and written in my chemistry note.
I remember you hugging me and crying cos you were gonna miss me, makes me smile till today.
I remember I was your baby belle, and you my baby beau.
The respect you taught me and had for me.

My own Posh spice

I remember UT4shizzle

stillmatic

LamBAtells:FUNMIOGUNJA

#np High mi – Eddie

So am thinking about her…how fine and light skinned she is and how I would like to know her than I already do, I don’t know anything actually expect that her name is Funmi. She’s my mom’s name sake

Lemme see what I tink I know:
I know she loves that naija music ….ilike
I know she light skinned              ….ilike
She would be fun to be with(extremely good company), she says she likes music, food, fashion, graphic design, alcohol etc the same things I crave for….lol
So:

“My dream girl, she’s beautiful, sexy, curvy, intelligent,

She loves me, I love her,

But, if I cant have funmi,

Then I pretend,

Am kneeling,

She’s sitting,

I propose,

She laughs,

She jumps on me and says yes,

Am smiling, am happy,

But am just daydreaming,
If I can’t have funmi”

SpecialDedicasong #np Marry me - Chykay

NOWplayIN:CHARLES - OMU

I know not what this guy is singing about o!! 'OMU' means breast in yoruba by the way. But which guy does not love Omu, this dude just went on about the breast with lovely vocal,i couldnt help but agree when he said '' óko,arise and shine '' lol. #shoutout to every girl out there with lovely and well rounded breast.
P.S Breast cancer is real,help somebody check today.

DOWNLOAD Charles - OMU