Life as we know it on earth is over.
I write this from a place better called LamBA Kin.d(pronunced La-m-Ba Keen-ed)where the Lanko continues.
Here we are all Lambarians,live in glorious peace,alcohol is free and beer is not listed under alcoholic beverages and is served to everybody regardless of age. Group sex and orgies are encouraged, infact we are a nudist colony.
As you might have guessed, Yes! I am the leader,the presido,the king,the don,the godfucker..why? you may ask..well,i have got the biggest cutest butt around here. As my vice is @idamjr and my deputy @doublewealth and i must add that they are sharpshooters too. Head of Armed Forces is none other than @peprolamba.

