LamBAtells: My STD story

It was the spring of 2011, I had been away from uni for some months
I was back on campus for about 5 days to write some outstanding courses. On the third day or so, this tall model babe comes on campus too; to do her clearance.
Trust boys to start swooning...and trust me to just act indifferent thereby being different.
After much more we are at the lobby gisting and talking but there's this dude that is right there cockblocking. She delves into sex...starts chatting about some dude she screwed who moaned alot cos she 'brought it'. I'm amped already, but the muthafucking dude is right there trying to get some action.
Just as I was about to tarry and go away to my room...this Nigga left!!!!
Eureka!